• I’ve been doing this for 20+ years senior
• I’ve been here for 5, but my tech is only 10 senior
• I’ve seen some shit senior
• I watched a tutorial senior
• I’ve done front end, back end, middle end, upside down end senior
• erase it all and start again senior
• 10x senior
• -10x senior
• I started on mainframe senior
• I’m still on mainframe senior
• I read a blog post about it senior
• I can Google senior
• Stack Overflow is my doc senior
• What’s a doc? senior
• Your code can’t be trusted because it didn’t come from me senior
• I’ve brought down production senior

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